caroline contillo

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bye bye bushwick, originally uploaded by ccontill.

life’s ridiculous. i friggin graduated, had a life-changing month at naropa, moved to queens, started working, & am writing my brain out. my new e-mail address is cmcontillo@gmail.com use [...]

They’re seeding the clouds with spindly spider webs meant to engineer the weather, the filaments falling down upon amber waves of ConAgra corn and worming their ways out of fissures in our flesh as inorganic fibers in unnatural shades of red and blue. Don’t pull on that piece of lint because it might be connected [...]

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"I’m having a Loretta Lynn Style Breakdown on Stage tonight" , originally uploaded by ccontill.

My slight obsession with Kembra Pfahler started back in 2003, when I saw a segment of the quickly discontinued DisinfoTV on [...]

i want to go back to halifax and project kenneth anger movies on every surface i come across. i want to get my permaculture certification and learn more about medicinal plants, rendering myself something of a good witch. i want to win an oscar for best original screenplay. i want to have lunch with cher [...]

on valentines day, i will be doing stand-up at coco66 in greenpoint, and sarah will play as noveller at the same show. here are the details.
Valentine’s Show @ Coco 66 Caroline Contillo,  Bad Credit No Credit,  Noveller and the Shivers. 9 pm, $8 -> 66 Greenpoint Ave, Brooklyn NY (the g train is maybe not [...]

i am infinitely apologetic about the fact that i never update this. i am turning comments off until i can figure out how in the world i got 9488 spam comments since i last logged in. here are some quick updates:
i am doing standup on VALENTINES DAY Sunday Feb 14th at Coco66. Sarah will be [...]

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Flushing Farms Opening, originally uploaded by ccontill.

I lived in Germany for a month, did some standup, played a scantily-clad mummy queen in a play, went to tangier island in the chesapeake, and canoed the pine [...]

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the north end of halifax, originally uploaded by ccontill.

went to halifax, nova scotia for the obey fest this weekend. 3 and 1/2 days of awesome/experimental music/film etc. I caught a cold by the end and [...]

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baby fractal, originally uploaded by ccontill.

let’s face it. i don’t update this thing often enough. however, i have begun making use of twitter on a regular basis now that i’ve figured out how to phone it in. literally. i literally phone it in.
here is my twitter profile.
also, i’m doing stand-up next tuesday, May 19th, at Sweet-Ups bar in Williamsburg, for [...]